| | CYBER SUNDAY RESULTS (Italicized words represent the aspect of the match voted on by fans at WWE.com)
-Ridiculously Overbooked Tag Team Match:
Cryme Tyme (JTG and Shad) def. the Highlanders (Rory and Robbie), Lance
Cade and Trevor Murdoch, and Viscera and Charlie Haas in a Texas Tornado match. As if you couldn't see that one coming.
-Umaga def. Kane. Again,
no surprises. If given the opportunity to push a fat Samoan guy
with practically no ability to the exclusion of everyone else, even
people who have been loyal employees for over a decade, you must push!
-Intercontinental Title Match: Jeff Hardy (C) def. Carlito. What happened to Carlito's middle and last names? That's not cool.
-Edge and Randy Orton def. DX (Shawn Michaels and Triple H) (Eric Bischoff was the guest referee). If Randy Orton is in the nWo, I fucking quit.
-Women's Championship Tournament Final: Lita def. Mickie James to claim the championship in a Diva Lumberjacks match
(ooh, scary, I better not go outside the ring or that 98-pound Maria
will beat me up). Maybe by the time Mickie wins it back, TNA will
have a Monday night show, and she can appear on it to throw the Women's
belt in the trash.
-World Tag Team Title Match: Ric Flair and Rowdy Roddy Piper def. The Spirit Squad (Boring Green White Kid and Boring Green White Kid) (C)
to become the new champions. Oh well, maybe the American Dream
will be at WrestleMania. Unfortunately, the Spirit Squad and
their frustratingly-generic antics will continue to stink up RAW 'til then.
-Champion of Champions Match for the WCW--dah, World Heavyweight Championship: King Booker (C) def.
WWE Champion John Cena and ECW Champion Big Show to retain the
title. 67 percent of fans voted for the WHC? Really?
I didn't think 67 percent of fans could name the current WHC.
Maybe more people watch SmackDown! than I thought; good for them.
Good for Booker, too, in getting the win over Vince's new favorite Cena
and the always-menacing (in even-numbered years) Show.
Unfortunately, the King of SmackDown!'s achievement was soiled with yet
another appearance by Kevin "What the fuck is he famous for? Oh
right, he impregnated a washed-up teen idol" Federline and an FU on
Queen Sharmell. I just don't get Kevin Federline. Surely
there are people who have had sex with Christina Aguilera or Mandy
Moore, but they don't get
record deals and appear on wrestling shows to bitch-slap the world
champion. But then there's Nick Lachey to blow my theory into a
million smoldering pieces. Well, he's never appeared on a
wrestling show to my knowledge. And don't say he was already
famous for being in 98 Degrees--that's like saying someone's famous for
being in 5ive.
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A brief aside: an Iraqi court convicted Saddam Hussein of crimes against humanity and sentenced him to death...by hanging.
So to recap, we tore Iraq apart and "liberated" its people so that they
could mete out barbaric Old West-style justice. PLEASE VOTE
TOMORROW!!!
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